Redline Roast

RoastMyResume

Your resume asked for the red pen.

A sharp, useful AI roast for drafts that are technically fine and emotionally suspicious. No account required.

Start with the evidence

The evidence

Paste the draft.

No account. No profile. Just your resume and a temporarily uncapped red pen.

0 charactersDeleted within 24 hours.

We retain raw resume text only long enough to process it, then delete it immediately on a successful roast or within 24 hours if processing fails.

Your graded paper

Ready for inspection.

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The roast card appears here.

You will get a grade, three precise red-pen notes, one useful fix, and a share-ready line.

Redline Roast · confidential draft

How it works

A roast, not a rabbit hole.

  1. 01

    Paste the evidence

    Drop in the resume you are currently avoiding opening.

  2. 02

    Get the red marks

    Receive a grade, a headline, and notes with actual receipts.

  3. 03

    Keep the useful bit

    Leave with one clear improvement and a share line for your people.

Private by design

Your draft is not our content calendar.

Raw resume text is deleted immediately after a successful roast. If a generation cannot finish, an automatic cleanup job removes it within 24 hours.

  • No signup wall
  • No raw text kept past 24 hours